Letter to Earthlings
By Gort and Klaatu 9th February 2011
Letter to Earthlings from the Intergalactic Heath & Safety Inspectorate
To whom it may concern,
Your planet has been selected for an extended audit by the Intergalactic Health & Safety Inspectorate, a worker-owned cooperative originating from a distant galaxy.
My colleague Gort and I have much work ahead and we will need to communicate our progress to you. Our studies of your culture indicate that your pictures paint a thousand words, so we will be using cartoons to convey our message.
We've therefore randomly selected an earthling to chronicle our adventures and given him special cartooning powers. He is working from a safe house deep in the discombobulation matrix and when our work here is done, we'll endeavour to return him to Manchester with most of his main parts intact.
So from now on, our adventures - starting below - will come to you in this medium. We will be posting updates to this Transition Network site on your Monday and Friday of each week.
And don't be alarmed if you see us on your doorstep, we may be making housecalls in your area shortly...
Yours intergalactically,
Klaatu
- Primitive Species Specialist, Dept of Planetary Remediation
- Intergalactic Health & Safety Inspectorate, Upsilon Andromedae Sector
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Special instructions to earthlings: click on cartoon strips to open them up in a new window.
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